Gay People: 10 years later.. yeah, I'm still gay
Me: 10 years later... I'm gayer than I've ever been!!! And becoming more gay as I speak!!!
Before I get into it, just know the pictures just serve as visual representations, not actual pictures
Okay so anyway, evidence for this theory is the following:
THE FACT THAT HUMANS ARE SO HAIRLESS:
Only two kind of habitats give rise to hairless animals, an aquatic one and a one below the ground (a naked mole rat for example)
.The suggestion that humans have become hairless to prevent overheating has been rendered false because hair can act like a defense against the sun.
This is why camels retain their fur even in the hot dessert environment.
OUR FAT CELLS
We have ten times the number of fat cells as expected in an animal our size. Only two types of animals have large fat cells: hibernating and aquatic ones.
In hibernating it’s seasonal fat, but in aquatic it’s all year round. It’s unreasonable to think that we evolved this feature in land because large fat pockets would have just slowed us down.
Primate babies are always born slender, but human babies start to develop fat even before birth.
WALKING ON TWO LEGS
So we’re the only mammals that have developed bipedalism. This is a surprise, because walking on 2 legs vs. walking on 4 legs is very disadvantageous. It’s slower, unstable, our organs are vulnerable to damage.
One theory is that if our habitat was flooded, we’d have to walk on two legs to keep our heads above the water.
The only animal who has ever evolved a pelvis like ours, the swamp ape, used this method.
We have conscious control over our breathing. Every other land animal doesn’t. Mammals like dolphins and seals also conscious control because it tells them how deep they are going to dive and they can estimate how much air they need to inhale.
Our body is so wasteful of salt and water. Think of tears and our way of sweating. Other land mammals don’t have this. Water mammals do however.
Okay anyway I hope you learned something.
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So. Basically. We were FUCKING MERMAIDS. Damn.
Well. There’s a theory. I like it.
She said I’m handicapped by my baby face
Soooooooo….. A school wanted to hire me but I turned it down because they expected me to wear suit and tie everyday, or some two piece (whatever that is.. Isn’t that a bathing suit??) and they also wanted me to do something about my hair. I understand my blonde in my hair can look unprofessional and I actually so plan to get rid of the thicker blonde streak…. But they were like tie your hair and I said I couldn’t. Then they told me to go get a perm. How the fuq do you want me to perm my short hair? @.@
They said I look too young and I needa do something to make me look older. But making me wear a suit n tie or two piece does not make me older, makes me awkward as fuq and probably not any better as a teacher, and perming this short hair won’t make me look older. Will only make my hair look shorter :(